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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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5 months ago

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Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

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1 month ago

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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2 months ago

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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2 months ago

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26 shares on Reddit this month:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

23 shares on X this month:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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Just shared via Reddit:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Making waves on Slack:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Just landed via Discord:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Going viral on Twitch:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Making waves on Instagram:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

Trending via Twitch:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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