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When you're confidently nodding along, but secretly googling for answers like 🤷🏻‍♂️… "Yeah, you should totally do that! I mean, what could go wrong? 🤣"

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40 shares on Facebook this month:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

54 shares on X this month:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Just landed via YouTube:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

Breaking via Discord:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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