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When you're confidently nodding along, but secretly googling for answers like 🤷🏻‍♂️… "Yeah, you should totally do that! I mean, what could go wrong? 🤣"

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72 shares on Telegram this month:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Your opinions are not my business.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

69 but we both just farting.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

49 shares on X this month:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

Going viral on Threads:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Going viral on X:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Going bananas on Slack:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Keep the laugh going 😂

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

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