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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.