There are no laws against pineapples on pizza. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Good thing too, because I'm already guilty of pineapple love in the first degree! πππ" Related Funny Posts π€ The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money. If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna. Iβve broken all my New Yearβs Resolutions so now Iβm moving on to laws of nature. It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.