There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Commentary:
“Ah, politics – the land of drama queens and power-hungry villains. 🕵️‍♂️ Best to steer clear and leave them to their own reality TV show. 📺 Who needs that kind of entertainment in their life? 🙅‍♂️”

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