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"Ah, politics – the land of drama queens and power-hungry villains. 🕵️‍♂️ Best to steer clear and leave them to their own reality TV show. 📺 Who needs that kind of entertainment in their life? 🙅‍♂️"

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18 shares on YouTube this month:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

41 shares on X this month:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

36 shares on X this month:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

69 shares on TikTok this month:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

72 shares on Threads this month:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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