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I run a parody bank account.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.