They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.