Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I'm just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Commentary:
“Considering a demotion from being an adult; my current mental state is more suited for the role of Chief Napper 😴. Grateful for the chance to adult, but these responsibilities need a timeout. 🚫🧠 #AdultingCanWait”

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