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- If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.
- When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.
- We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.
- I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.
- I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.