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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.