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"Considering a demotion from being an adult; my current mental state is more suited for the role of Chief Napper 😴. Grateful for the chance to adult, but these responsibilities need a timeout. 🚫🧠 #AdultingCanWait"

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I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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2 months ago

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So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

27 shares on X this month:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

86 shares on Threads this month:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Just landed via Telegram:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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