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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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