This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.