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  • Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.
  • I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.
  • Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?
  • Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.
  • Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.
  • Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.