This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When cucumbers become hydration MVPs! π₯π Related funny posts π Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated. If you canβt handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel. Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage? I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that theyβll always have my heart. They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!