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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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"Looks like someone is really counting down to a stress-free holiday season! ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ’Š Who needs chocolate when you can just pop a tranquilizer every day, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Here's to a peaceful and snoozeful Christmas countdown! ๐Ÿ›๏ธโœจ"



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