This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone is really counting down to a stress-free holiday season! 🎄💊 Who needs chocolate when you can just pop a tranquilizer every day, right? 😂 Here's to a peaceful and snoozeful Christmas countdown! 🛏️✨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas. A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have. An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication. Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar. I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.