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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.