Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like she took your advice quite literally and gave you a boost in a can! ππ₯€ Who knew solving relationship problems could be as simple as cracking open a cold one! π€·ββοΈ #energydrinksfixeverything Related Funny Posts π€ If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink. Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”