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  • Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.
  • Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.
  • Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
  • If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.
  • Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.
  • I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.