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"Ah, the bittersweet truth of toothache and heartache! 🦷💔 Who knew that indulging in something sweet could lead to such different types of pain? It seems like both our teeth and our hearts have a sweet tooth! 🍬😅"

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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2 months ago

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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2 months ago

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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5 months ago

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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2 months ago

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

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4 months ago

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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2 months ago

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

51 shares on Discord this month:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

17 shares on TikTok this month:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

Spotted on Reddit:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Seen just now on WeChat:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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