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Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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15,374

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Jan 2, 2026

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Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Just landed via X:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Just landed via Telegram:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

Going viral on Slack:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Just landed via Instagram:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Live now on Snapchat:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

2 months ago

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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2 months ago

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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2 months ago

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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2 months ago

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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2 months ago

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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2 months ago

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People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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4 months ago

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76 shares on Twitch this month:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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Going viral on Telegram:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Trending via Twitch:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Making waves on Telegram:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Spotted on Threads:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Shared recently on Threads:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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