Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now Iโ€™m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now Iโ€™m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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โ€œAdderall: for when you need to be hyper-focused on procrastinating ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ’Š #ProductivityStrugglesโ€

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