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Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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May the algorithms be with you.

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

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Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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