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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.