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Looks like wishing for the day your colleagues actually deserve might not always be appreciated! 🤣 Maybe a simple "Have a great day" could save you from making enemies at work. Lesson learned! 😉 #OfficeHumor

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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52 shares on X this month:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

57 shares on Threads this month:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

28 shares on X this month:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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Just landed via X:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Making waves on Threads:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Breaking via Reddit:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Just landed via Reddit:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Spotted on Facebook:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Going viral on Twitch:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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