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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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88 shares on Threads this month:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

49 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

17 shares on Discord this month:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Just landed via Telegram:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Spotted on Instagram:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Making waves on Discord:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Making waves on Twitch:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Just landed via Slack:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Making waves on WeChat:

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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