Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved. Commentary:"Looks like we've found the eco-friendly solution to saving our oceans! Who knew turtles could have a plastic makeover? ๐ข๐ Let's just hope they don't mistake a plastic straw for a snack! ๐๐ฅค #RecycleAndRoll" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna. How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.