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12 shares on Instagram this month:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

51 shares on Discord this month:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

48 shares on Slack this month:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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