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If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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