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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.