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  • No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.
  • The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.
  • If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.
  • I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.
  • Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.
  • If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.