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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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2 months ago

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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2 months ago

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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2 months ago

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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2 months ago

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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2 months ago

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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2 months ago

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64 shares on Slack this month:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

61 shares on Discord this month:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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Making waves on Messenger:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Making waves on X:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Just landed via Discord:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Just landed via YouTube:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Breaking via TikTok:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Making waves on Facebook:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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