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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.