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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

94 shares on X this month:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

50 shares on Threads this month:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Going bananas on Discord:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Spotted on WeChat:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Just landed via X:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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