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🤣 "Move over Vatican City, there's a new capital in town – Popenhagen! Where the Pope and mermaids coexist in perfect harmony. 🧜‍♂️👑 #HolyCopenhagen" 🤪

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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