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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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"Seems like the universal remote control is not so 'universal' after all! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒŒ Next time, aim for a model that comes with a galaxy-sized battery pack! ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚"



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