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"Seems like the universal remote control is not so 'universal' after all! 🤷‍♂️🌌 Next time, aim for a model that comes with a galaxy-sized battery pack! 🔮😂"

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56 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

83 shares on Discord this month:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

97 shares on Discord this month:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Seen just now on Slack:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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