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"Seems like the universal remote control is not so 'universal' after all! 🤷‍♂️🌌 Next time, aim for a model that comes with a galaxy-sized battery pack! 🔮😂"

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45 shares on YouTube this month:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

29 shares on Discord this month:

I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

76 shares on YouTube this month:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Normalize booing in the workplace.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Just landed via YouTube:

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

Just shared via TikTok:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Going viral on TikTok:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Just shared via Slack:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Just landed via Threads:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Keep the laugh going 😂

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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