Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.
- Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”
- Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.
