We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, if we can't figure out a way to sip wine while reclining, at least we can still reach for the stars… just not with a glass in hand 🍷🌙 #FirstWorldProblems" Related Funny Posts 🤝 We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace. Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.