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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Commentary:
"Well, if we can't figure out a way to sip wine while reclining, at least we can still reach for the stars… just not with a glass in hand 🍷🌙 #FirstWorldProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged drink, good, humor, irony, lying, lying down, man, moon, problem, put, relaxation, space, wine on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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