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You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Live now on Snapchat:

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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I only drink when I people.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

88 shares on Slack this month:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.

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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

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How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Life is too short, and death is too long.

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Life is too short, and death is too long.

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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