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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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