We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good? “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there” Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.