Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.
  • A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.
  • Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.
  • If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.
  • There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
  • My brain has too many tabs open.