What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded? Commentary:"Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just walked by an empath and his head exploded. When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach. I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn. Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords. I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.
