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From hissss to wheeeee 🎆💥 Sounds like the evolution of fireworks was quite the explosive journey! Who knew turning up the heat could be so dazzling? 🔥✨

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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2 months ago

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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38 shares on Reddit this month:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

31 shares on Discord this month:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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