When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Commentary:
Ah, the ever-elusive surprise in the avocado – nature's original mystery box! 🥑🎁 It's like a game of culinary roulette… will you strike creamy green gold, or face the disappointment of yet another overripe avocado? The hard core is indeed nature's way of keeping us humble in our quest for that perfect guacamole moment. Perhaps one day we'll discover the true purpose behind this puzzling pit… or maybe we should just stick to chips instead!

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