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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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I love it when God gives me money.

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Live now on Facebook:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Making waves on X:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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