Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.
  • Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
  • That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.
  • When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.
  • “This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.
  • Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.