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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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Sip on red wine like a fancy fruit tea connoisseur and watch as everyone admires your "healthy" choices! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ˜‚ Who knew wine could be the secret to a health-conscious image? Cheers to looking good while enjoying a glass of red! ๐Ÿฅ‚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged admiration, cup, drink, fruit, fruit tea, healthy, healthy lifestyle, humor, lifestyle, looks, red, tea, wine on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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