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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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