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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

31 shares on Threads this month:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Spotted on Slack:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Live now on X:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Spotted on TikTok:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Just landed via Messenger:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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