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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

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Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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