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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.