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  • Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.
  • Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.
  • She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.
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  • I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.
  • Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.