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One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.