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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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