Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.