“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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“Sorry, my new privacy policy only shares memes and bad jokes 😂🔒 #KeepingItPrivate”

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