“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my p… Commentary:"Sorry, my new privacy policy only shares memes and bad jokes 😂🔒 #KeepingItPrivate" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy. I believe that emails are trying to tell us something. I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that? I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore. If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.