Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.