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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.