Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.
  • True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.
  • My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.
  • This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
  • Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.
  • The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”