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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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"Who needs a ticket to the zoo when you have a front-row seat to the wild antics of your colleagues in the office jungle! 🐒🦁 Save money, stay entertained, and perhaps even learn a thing or two about the fascinating species that is 'the co-worker.' 🤣 #OfficeSafari"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged colleagues, entertainment, free, free entertainment, funny observation, humor, i, money, observation, spend, watch, workplace, workplace humor, zoo on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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