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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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