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"Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁‍♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

70 shares on Slack this month:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

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Live now on YouTube:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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