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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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"Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁‍♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 90, activity, aesthetics, decision, decision making, fun, fun activity, grape, grape variety, humor, label, making, pretty, pretty label, shopping, variety, wine on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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