Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.” Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape? The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?
