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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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Seen just now on Threads:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Trending via WeChat:

James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Going bananas on Slack:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Making waves on Slack:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Trending via Snapchat:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Just shared via Slack:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Going viral on Discord:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Playful quote about wine shopping, highlighting the fun focus on labels over grapes.
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"Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁‍♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"

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97 shares on Slack this month:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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Live now on YouTube:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

Spotted on X:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Going viral on X:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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