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- On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.
- I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
- Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.
- I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.
- Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.