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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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2 months ago

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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2 months ago

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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I remember sex. That was cool.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

93 shares on Threads this month:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

96 shares on Facebook this month:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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