Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before. Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.
