Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Commentary:
"Look at you, turning handshakes into a mysterious guessing game πŸ€”πŸ‘– Let the speculation begin: Was it a secret slime operation or simply a mid-meal snack? The world may never know! πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ” #SneakyHandshakeMoves"