Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Instant karma: the universe's version of rapid delivery! ๐โจ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight. I am AOL Instant Messenger years old. Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord. โMale loneliness epidemicโ and itโs just karma and the consequences of their actions.