Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just remember, fashion is cyclical – who knows, that scarf might be the next big trend in another 5 years! Keep rocking that vintage accessory with pride!" Related funny posts 🤝 Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates? I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me. Mike is short for Micycle. I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.