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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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"Who knew downward dog could be rocking out to some old school beats? ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ Break it down, yoga style! ๐ŸŽต #YogaBreakdanceRevolution"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakdancing, exercise, fitness, humor, just, motion, movement, slow, slow motion, yoga on Mar 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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