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- People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.
- IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.
- IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”
- Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.
- A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.
