You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew a massage could turn into a Swedish food fest? 🇸🇪🍝 Next time, specify 'hands only' for your own sake! 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch. IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words. IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.” Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick. In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.
