You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll… Commentary:"Who knew a massage could turn into a Swedish food fest? 🇸🇪🍝 Next time, specify 'hands only' for your own sake! 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way. Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down. I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying. I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next. Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.
