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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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Playful quote about confusing a massage with Swedish meatballs, full of humor and wit.

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"Who knew a massage could turn into a Swedish food fest? 🇸🇪🍝 Next time, specify 'hands only' for your own sake! 😉"

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

I have to pee. Story of my life.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

I have to pee. Story of my life.

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