You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them. On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.