You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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Sounds like this guy really doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to agreeing with his wife! 🙈🤣 It must be tough keeping score when you're running out of fingers to count on! 🤷‍♂️😂

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