You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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“Rise and shine, it’s cheesecake time! 🍰🚔 Just remember, even the police can’t resist the temptation of a good breakfast cheesecake. You do you, no judgment here! 😄”

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