You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago. Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.