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  • I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.
  • Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.
  • If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.
  • Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.
  • “You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.
  • Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?