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Looks like the aardvark scored the cool name jackpot while the anteater got stuck with the "it's almost the weekend, let's just go with that" label 😂🐜. It's all about timing in the animal kingdom! 🦛🌟

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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