You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Commentary:
Looks like the aardvark scored the cool name jackpot while the anteater got stuck with the “it’s almost the weekend, let’s just go with that” label 😂🐜. It’s all about timing in the animal kingdom! 🦛🌟

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