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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”