You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

You don't have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don't.

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🤣 “Who knew that guilt could be such a powerful motivator for writers? Forget about writer’s block, this is writer’s guilt in full effect! 😅🖋️ Remember, it’s not about how often you write, but how often you feel guilty about not writing. Time to embrace the guilt and put those creative juices to work…or at least feel bad about not trying!”

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